laughconfetti:

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

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Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

Structure your brain in a god honoring way

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robin-hood-for-freedom:

captainsnoop:

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

In his defense, he devotes the very first paragraph of The Hobbit to describing exactly what a Hobbit is. 

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beachdeath:

  • jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  • and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
  • and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
  • meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
  • and he is presently worth $137 billion
  • and half of $137 billion is roughly
  • $69 billion

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